Good (No So)(Clean Fun 2)

GOOD TIME TONIGHT - At my live shows, my number one goal is to show people a good time and maybe make them laugh. I'm hoping when you listen to this CD you have a 'Good Time Tonight'. JACKET OFF - I've always kind of chuckled every time someone says take your Jacket Off. (I guess sort of like a Bevis and Butthead thing). One more thing I never pass up the chance to tell my female audience to 'show your melons.' BEER vs. BEAVER - I get a lot of song ideas from people I meet in bars, writings on bathroom walls, and bumper stickers. This one came from a T-Shirt I saw in a gift shop in Carolina Beach, SC. SHE'S MY PERFECT GIRL - I get a lot of requests at my shows for the Pat Dailey song Nymphomaniac (Perfect Woman). I've been doing it for years and love doing it. It's a great song. One day I was thinking what if she wasn't quite so perfect. I'M ON VACATION - I have a friend (Jason) that every time he comes to the beach to visit me he justifies his wild and crazy behavior by saying 'I'm On Vacation'.5 THINGS GUYS KNOW ABOUT WOMEN - Another friend of mine saw this title on a sign in a bar. This is a very short song. I USED TO BE RICH - My friend Tim is a super funny guy. One day while we were talking about the economy he said 'I had to sell my car for gas money.' I thought it was hilarious and it got me started writing this song. PLEASE, PLEASE ME - OK, I hope I didn't cross the line with this one. Oh well, I think it's funny. I hope you do too. FISH WILL GET CAUGHT - I just love sports that you can partake in and drink at the same time. YOU SHOULD SEE THIS WET - So one day I'm sitting at my favorite bar and my favorite waitress was wearing a T-Shirt with You Should See This Wet written on it. I said I can write a song around that. PS. That waitress is now my girl friend and I saw it wet. Oh yea, one more chance to say 'Show them to Me.